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one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:



  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

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Honestly, calling make up a ‘choice’ is more insulting than acknowledging the socialisation of beauty standards.

I don’t get out of bed and choose to put make up on. There is no choice for me.
I look at myself and I look bare, ugly, wrong. The question of whether or not I’ll put make up on does not cross my mind because I already know the answer.

That’s why it’s important that we recognise that we are socialised into the hatred of our faces.
Until we look at the reasons behind the decisions that we make, we can’t really call them choices.
Until I’m comfortable with how I look without make up, I won’t call that a choice.
Until we stop basing a woman’s worth on her looks, it is not a choice.

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envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

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this will be my child


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if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners


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Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene




I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 

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Small Mercies: on being a grateful victim of male violence


The man who tried to strangle me to death got four years in prison. Was that too much, too little? At the time it didn’t matter, I was just happy that he was off the streets, that the police had believed me, that, in the end, I didn’t have to give evidence in court…

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